A 3am Rant

Dear Grand Buffet,

I hate your commercials. Why must you only run them at 3am, back to back? You are not open at 3am. Why do you torment me with your delicious closeups of Chinese food? All I want in the world right now is your damn Chinese buffet. Please choke.

Your respectfully,

Jeny with one 'n'

Free Groping

Me: How much is it to have a professional bra fitting at Victoria's Secret?
Friend: Um...free.
Me: Free? I should do that. I think it might be awkward having a chick touch my girls though...
*silence*
Me: Maybe I should have a few drinks first.

I like things with smiley faces.

Welcome!

In the effort to delay my complete mental breakdown from dealing with Flash, I have decided to make a blog about my artwork. I'm studying Game Art and Design in school, but sometimes I feel like I would be better off pursuing my PhD. in Microsoft Paint. I made one of those once, it was awesome. Anyway, in my procrastination attempts I have found myself reading WAY too much of my favorite web comic blogs and I finally found some inspiration.

I'm not a particularly funny person. In fact, someone told me just yesterday that I'm socially awkward and last I checked, that translates into hilarity. Mostly at my expense. I find immature humor in just about everything and most people think I'm semi mentally challenged. That is a real possibility.

In spite of this, or perhaps because of it, I have a special power. I attract the strangest, most unbelievable people and situations. It never ends. I kind of hope it doesn't, actually, because then I will run out of material for this.

Now I haven't actually drawn any comics yet. At least none to post on here, aside from the one below. That was spawned from an hour of looking back at my old LiveJournal from college. I'm working on something that happened the other day that will make for a perfect introduction to myself and my artwork.

Stay tuned!